luciferspersephone:

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

4 minutes ago - 116,584 notes © talkmagically


oceanheartedgirl:

IT’S FALL Y’ALL

HOWEVER MUCH YOU THINK I LOVE FALL I GUARANTEE YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING HOW MUCH I LOVE FALL

Boys in beanies!  Girls in scarves!  Sweaters and peacoats and boots for all!  Your cheeks get all red from the cold and it just makes me want to give everyone sweaterfull hugs and tons of facekisses and the wind whips your hair against your face and my coffee tastes like gingerbread and I sTePpEd In CrUnChY lEaVeS and I just alks;dcnadhjsflasdjcas

FALL





jesusgivesmeorgasms:

GUYS. I TWEETED OSRIC THE THING AND HE SAW THING.
REPEAT. OSRIC SAW THING.

jesusgivesmeorgasms:

GUYS. I TWEETED OSRIC THE THING AND HE SAW THING.

REPEAT. OSRIC SAW THING.



alfredno:

I just saw Catching Fire and when Katniss says to Peeta ‘see you at midnight’ some girl screamed NO YOU WONT and literally fell out of her chair sobbing

51 minutes ago - 59,790 notes © malfiftycent


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jaclcfrost:

the amount of detail they put into rise of the guardians even when it came to things such as fricking hands is amazing 

like

veins

you can see fricking veins

1 hour ago - 19,774 notes © jaclcfrost


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hellotailor:

marielikestodraw:

(x)

I don’t think you can actually say “innuendo” at that stage. I don’t.

seriously?



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mootiness:

you know, riordan’s track record for ridiculous events in otherwise grim situations makes this highly plausible

1 hour ago - 2,707 notes © mootiness


candlelion:

i was talking to my mom about tattoos and she was like “IF YOU GET A TATTOO I’LL NOTICE EVERY DAY AND PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE A WHORE” and i said “mom i’ve got a tattoo on my ankle that i’ve had since may that you haven’t noticed” and that shut her up pretty quick



wardedskye:

My favorite part of last nights Agents of SHIELD was definitely when Skye said “[May] needs to get laid,” and Ward replied with “WHAT? Sex?! What’s sex I’ve never had sex in my life hey is it hot in here look at the time I should go”

1 hour ago - 115 notes © marysuepoots